L'assassin orange

Watch out would-be thief
better back out of here
while you still can,
l'assassin orange is watching,
his razor sharp claws
at the ready.
He will flay you
at the drop of a dime;
just try picking up that iPod scoundrel
it will be your very last move.
L'assassin orange seems demure
but make no mistake
he is a vicious killer,
just ask any mouse
whose had the nerve
to seek shelter within his domain.
Yes my friend it is better
you try your luck next door
for surely l'assassin orange
will make minced meat of you.