Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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This is a little design I cooked up this morning for kicks. I originally posted it on the ALfA Blog, a fine blog full of thoughts and creation from interesting earthlings. (p.s. I'm not quite sure why the right "O" is cut off in the picture, but I've decided to live with it.)

Monday, May 29, 2006

Letter to the Editor and Rebuttal

This is a letter published in today's Free Press and my response.

Divide up city sidewalks

I read and hear so much about cyclists complaining about motorists driving too close to them and trying to crowd them. I am a motorist and a former cyclist. I was taught to ride my bicycle on the road, not the sidewalk, as well as to ride single file.

One way of solving the sidewalk problem is by painting a yellow line down the centre of the sidewalk and identifying one side for walkers and the other side for cyclists. Then maybe we might have harmony and the bleeding hearts who ride bicycles can ride in their own lane. Maybe cyclists should have to carry insurance just like car drivers.

Sam Scaletta, Winnipeg

Divide up city roadways

Letter writer Sam Scaletta suggests a solution to the problem of bicycles on the street is to paint a stripe on the sidewalk and allow cyclists access (“Divide up city sidewalks,” May 29, 2006). This idea is absurd. First of all sidewalks aren’t wide enough for bikes and pedestrians to coexist as it is. Secondly, sidewalk riding is far more dangerous for cyclists than riding on the streets—a bike is less visible to motorists on sidewalks, and bad curbs can lead to disastrous wipe-outs.

I do agree though that cyclists deserve our own lane. Maybe we should paint a yellow line down the centre every curb side lane. That way when intolerant drivers approach cyclists a regulated buffer will protect us from their impatience and carelessness. A healthier, more harmonious traffic experience would be the result for bleeding heart cyclists and heartless motorists alike.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

A Response from the President

The saga of MPI continues with this bit of correspondence I received last week from the CEO & President Marilyn McLaren. I have also included my response (as yet unmailed) to her lengthy, politically correct message.

Dear Ryan Kinrade,

Thank you for your recent enquiry about the application of driver’s licence accident surcharges. I’m pleased to clarify your concerns.

At the outset, please understand that Manitoba Public Insurance is a not-for-profit organization, and collects only enough premiums to pay for claims costs and operating expenses. The surplus rebate you referred to you your recent email message resulted from stronger than expected investment income, lower claims costs, and profits in the corporation’s competitive line of business. As a result, the corporation was able to refund approximately $58 million to ratepayers, the second such rebate in five years. For policyholders, the rebate represents 10 per cent of the basic premium they paid in the 2004-2005 insurance year.

As to collision responsibility, the corporation considers all the available information about a loss prior to assessing fault. This includes driver and witness statements, police reports, vehicle damage, prior court decisions, and legislation set out in The Highway Traffic Act (HTA). Section 153(1) of the HTA indicates that drivers are responsible for the loss or damage they cause due to the operation of motor vehicles upon highways.

Drivers who cause a collision are more likely to cause another one. To reflect this increased risk, we assess premium surcharges on Manitoba drivers’ licences and/or loss of vehicle insurance premium discounts for at-fault collisions. An at-fault collision is one for which the driver is held 50 per cent or more responsible. Manitobans have consistently told MPI they want drivers who cause collisions to contribute more to the insurance fund than those who don’t. Rewarding good drivers and surcharging those who cause collisions helps to insure this happens.

Drivers who have had one at-fault collision and own and insure at least one vehicle lose their insurance discount, or, if they have at least 6 years of claims-free driving, pay a premium surcharge on their driver’s license, while retaining their insurance discount.

Drivers who don’t own and insure vehicles may still cost the insurance fund by causing collisions. These drivers are at greater risk of causing another collision, but because they pay no vehicle premiums, the increased risk can only be assessed as a premium surcharge on their driver’s licence. It would be unfair to expect Autopac policy holders to fund the entire cost of these collisions.

You expressed a concern about the corporation treating non-vehicle owners unfairly by not allowing them to use merit points to offset financial penalties. To clarify, driver licence merit points benefit both vehicle owners and non-vehicle owners. Each merit point a driver earns reduces the cost of a driver’s licence by $5. As well, merits can be applied toward reducing demerit points assessed for driving infractions at a rate of two to one. Neither vehicle owners nor non-vehicle owners can apply merit points toward the payment of surcharges assessed due to collision responsibility.

Mr. Kinrade, I understand you successfully appealed your surcharge to the Rates Appeal Board (RAB). While the RAB has authority to alter surcharges, its decisions have no bearing on collision responsibility.

I appreciate you taking the time to express your concerns. It’s through communication from Manitobans like you that MPI can continue to improve its products and services.

Yours truly,
Marilyn McLaren
President and Chief Executive Officer

cc: Gord Mackintosh
Office of the Provincial Ombudsman


Mr. Kinrade responds:

Dear Ms. McLaren,

Thank you for your response to my e-mail. I can tell by the tone of your letter that you do not consider my challenge to your policy to be very significant or worthy. Despite the length of the letter it is awash with your corporation’s pseudo-political mumbo-jumbo and the same tired justifications offered in other publicly available literature. I am not at all surprised by this, though I admit I’m a tad disappointed.

Your letter also leads me to believe that any further correspondence will be in vain, but I feel the need to respond to the inaccuracies laid out in your letter.

It is your opinion that your system is fair and represents the best interests of Manitobans, that a premium placed on top of a licence is a reasonable way to guard against the increased risk posed by drivers who have had an accident. Your assertion that drivers who have one accident are more likely to cause another, despite any statistical data you present, is a condemnation against all Manitobans who consistently maintain good driving records. It is highly unfair, and unreasonable to assume imminent guilt based on past actions, most especially in the case of a single incident over a number of years. The justice system gives a first-time offender a chance to rehabilitate, you accuse him of future crimes and assess a penalty towards that end.

You insist that it is unfair to make policy holders pay for the mistakes of others, that an additional premium insures that the perpetrator pays for the crime. It was my understanding that insurance, especially of the public variety, was designed to protect people from accidents, not to act as some kind of judge and jury against innocent citizens who are driving fully insured vehicles. What is the point of paying insurance premiums on a vehicle if they are not meant to fully cover damage incurred in an accident?

Finally, you insist that your merit system is equally fair because no-one may use it to offset the financial penalties. My point was that a vehicle owner has no incentive to cash in his merits because they represent a discount on his insurance; a non-vehicle owner on the other hand can only be the beneficiary of a paltry $5 per point discount on his annual licence premium. In other words, the non-vehicle owner is punished more severely for the same accident as the vehicle owner. For his $200 fine the vehicle owner, with 6 years plus of claims-free driving, gets to keep the merit points and discount; the non-owner, with a similar driving record, pays $200 to retain an almost useless set of merits.

It is obvious that your corporation feels it is answerable to its policy holders more so than leeches like myself who do not own vehicles and yet insist on driving. However because you make every driver pay a basic premium on our provincially granted licence you are responsible for leeches like myself as much as you are to those who own multiple vehicles. My rights are equal to the wealthiest car collector in Manitoba, and no amount of majority opinion about what Manitoban’s consider to be fair can ever trump that reality. If you were a private institution you would be perfectly justified in rescinding my licence and telling me to take my business elsewhere. But as the leader of a Crown corporation you must respect the democratic values our government represents, and seek to treat all “ratepayers” in a manner that approaches equality.

As I have pointed out, your policy concerning additional premiums for first accidents is in fact inherently unfair and undemocratic. It is a shame that you make innocent citizens go before a board to protest their innocence. Instead you should be the ones to take your case before a panel if you feel further damages are warranted. There is nothing in your letter that indicates why it should be incumbent on citizens to fight your policies, rather than have you defend them, and I remain dissatisfied with your justifications.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Anyone Wanna Borrow a Cat?

Merlin pretty much thinks he owns the place by now. He’s put his nose in every nook, and he’s slept in everyone’s bed. He is very vocal about his needs, and will not pass an open lap. With Joanna away he’s not overly picky about who gives him attention. Armando, once a timid scamperer, is emboldened too. She would never have approached before, let alone with such a “love me” look and cry.

Oh, these are love cats alright, no doubt about it. Merlin is quite a dirty, deep-flesh digger, but he likes it rough in return. Give him a good friendly spank and you’ll get this orgasmic kitty meowrrrrrrrl…. Mondo also likes a bit o’bump on the rump. She’ll roll over and start crawling away across the carpet with her claws, loving it. She’s getting to be a saucy little wench.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Theory of Enough, Part III

Recently a former professor of mine wrote to the Free Press to reiterate his long held view that Global Warming was not happening, or at least there was no evidence of it. Later the paper published a strong rebuke co-written by professors representing Manitoba’s three major universities. All this made me realize that as much faith as we place in science, it is still, above all, faith.

Science has answered many questions since it left the realm of hocus-pocus alchemy and entered the Age of Reason. But in the end there are no absolutes, and the fact that something like Global Warming can, on the one hand be strongly argued as fact, and on the other hand, easily dismissed, leads me to the idea that there must be another reason to stop polluting the atmosphere.

The Kyoto Accords goals, to the average, under-informed citizen like myself seem pretty damn reasonable. The main target is to reduce “Green-house Emissions” to pre-1990 levels. Canada says it is unable to do this without serious economic backlash; the United States was never even interested in attempting such a policy. It is because we are consumed with consuming and obsessed with the continued growth of our domestic economies.

Canada’s population is on the decline, and it seems reasonable to assume that our need for wealth should be similarly scaled back. Why do we need more? Aside from the prestige that membership in the G7 brings, what are the long term benefits of scouring our environment and paying people poverty-level wages to ensure that our nation remains “competitive” on the global stage?

Obviously I am no economist, and I was never really all that clear on why competitiveness is such a cornerstone of our civilization. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy a good hockey game, or even the occasional boxing match, but I’m seriously at odds with the idea that our lives should be a game about who can acquire the nicest cars and the biggest manor home for their 1.2 kids. I don’t know, I think we should be more worried about the kind of world we leave for these kids. Whether our obsession with unlimited growth leaves the Earth untenably hot is almost beside the point. Consider the carcinogens our lifestyle emits daily, consider the cost of having children and old people taken care of by virtually the poorest paid segment of society—people’s who’s care-giving instincts are taken advantage of by those who had the brains and/or luck to “succeed” in our winner-take-all society.

Who made these rules, and why do we follow them so blindly? When someone makes a reasonable request for halting destructive patterns of “development” why do we instantly recoil from the difficult challenge and say, “Oh no, that will cost too much?” This country, abundant in land and some of the most enviable of resources, does not need to play the stupid game of who can afford the most breast implants per capita, or who has the biggest set of brass balls. Money is a tool, not an end. It’s time we challenge ourselves to focus on what really matters, rather than bowing to the shallow “realities” that have been foisted upon us by our unimaginative leaders.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

How to Create GIF Animations

This post is in response to Dave's request that enlighten the ALFA bloggers on how to make GIF animations.

Making animated GIFs is pretty simple, if you know anything at all about animating—or even if you don’t. If you have Photoshop you can use ImageReady to make animations, there is a palette available under the Window menu (at least that’s what it’s called on the Mac.) The process is damn simple. First create your frames in Photoshop or Image Ready (by duplicating layers you can, for example, move an arm or leg while keeping the rest of the body stationary; it’s also great for tweeking the image to make sure the movement is right by turning layers on and off). Alternately you can do individual drawings and scan them in. Then organize your individual cels in the palette and set the options for playback(speed, loop, etc.)— there might even be an option to export layers to the animation palette, but don’t quote me on that.

If you don’t have Photoshop/ImageReady there are a bunch of free programs on the net that create the same magic with varying degrees of sophistication. If you have Freehand and Flash you can make vector based animations, which can be very cool; but that’s a bit more complex, and not something I’ve spent a lot of time doing. Given that you ALFA artists do a lot of contours, cartoons and line drawings Freehand/Illustrator might be a good program to learn, but obviously they will never be as expressive as actually doing illustrations freehand (I drew the Happy Crab with Illustrator). The main advantage of knowing these programs is that they allow you to create resolution-independent vector graphics which have much smaller file sizes than bitmapped images, and can be blown up or reduced to any size without any loss of quality (great if you want to do billboards, silk-screens, prints, etc.)

A quick Google search for “GIF animations” netted dozens of tutorials, etc. so there are many ways to learn more. I look forward to seeing some results! Perhaps I’ll do one or two myself.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Happy Crab

Here's a reproduction of this great pin Josey brought me back from Hawaii. I usually wear it on a vintage 49ers jersey (#16 for Joe Montana) I scored for free at the big Salvation Army on Jefferson when Andrina and I went to get some furniture for her store.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hey, if Bowie and Jagger aren't going to Heaven, count me out.

Clearwater, Manitoba. September 2004


Today Ren and I were discussing who gets into Heaven from some Christian points of view; homosexuals were our main example. It occurred to me that this Christian Heaven isn't the kind of place I'd want to end up in. It is hopelessly counter-productive to diminish anyone's existence because their sexual orientation does not conform to some misbegotten bit of scripture. I wouldn't want to spend eternity under an ancient set of assumptions that included that clause—even if it meant roasting elsewhere.

I wondered: what's the point about worrying who gets into Heaven anyway? Heaven is a multiculturall concept with very little agreement as to the entry requirements—and even so it's very existence is far from a certainty. All you can do as a spiritual person is lead the holiest life you can, and hope for the best.

Then I opened a book I bought as a gift at McNally Robinson, and it said this:

The spiritual journey is not about heaven and finally getting into a place that's swell. In fact, that way of looking of things is what keeps us miserable. Thinking that we can find some lasting pleasure and avoid pain is what in Buddhism is called samsara, a hopeless cycle that goes round and round endlessly, and causes us to suffer greatly. The very first noble truth of the Buddha points out that suffering is inevitable for human beings as long as we believe things last—that they don't disintegrate, that they can be counted on to satisfy our hunger for security. When Things Fall Apart


In my view the whole dismissal of homosexuality (among many other equally unjustifiable distinctions) by certain religions is based on the fear of what is different, and a need to define one's community, and by extension one's self, by labeling who are the "others." A true spiritual quest is not about swallowing baseless, barrier-raising assumptions, but rather questioning the reasons for our difference and embracing them.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Three A.M. Caller

Ever since we got our new phone number in September we have received multiple calls every second morning. They start about at 3:00 am (CDST) and keep coming for 20 or 30 minutes.

At first we were determined to do something about it. Ren *69ed early on and got a response from someone who said he knew nothing; it seemed to be just an ordinary residential number. I personally have no reason to think that anyone is insane enough to call so regularly for such a long time. Additionally there is an eerie silence when you pick up the line, unlike anything you'd hear on a live end.

According to MTS (the friendly, do-it-yourself phone company), in order to end this torture we need to collect the calls using a code I now forget—star-something-something. As harassed customers we are required to log four to six annoying calls, with date and time, and report them to our nearest community police office. Aside from being completely inconvenient, it seemed to me that the phone company could have just as easily taken my word and blocked the number.

Anyhow, bureaucracy will be what it will be. Many people prefer a layer of rules and procedures over simple cures—human nature I suppose. I'm not one of them; but, being a good sport, I was willing to play the game to a point. Ren collected a useable set of logged calls, and it was my job to bring 'em in. But I somehow managed to lose the list. Then she and I collaborated on another log, and I lost that one too. After that we all just started to accept the 3 o'clock phone call from nowhere as a part of life.

I really enjoy getting the call if it comes when I get home from a night of ripping it up. I imagine that it's the future calling, and they want to know what it was like to be me and drunk at three in the morning. Maybe I've become some sort of cult figure to them, or maybe it's a psychology experiment by some brilliant and sadistic high school student in 2210. In any case, the call from beyond gets an earful of me belting Stevie Wonder or Black Sabbath, or a foul-mouthed, raving commentary on a random topic. Take that future!

But truth be told, the 3 am call is still mostly a drag. We often turn off the ringer on the upstairs phone to avoid it, then forget to turn it back on and miss calls. Or, you know, it's just that time of night when you are at that certain sleep stage where you're easily woken, but still asleep—and whammo, you get an aural rock-shocker.

Whatever, I guess the occasional rude awakening is less of a problem for me than the hassle of having this ghost in the machine blocked. Apparently everyone else here is equally lazy about the situation.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Really Awful Movie

This is a short clip I made in "Advanced Television" when I was at Red River. It's juvenile and offensive, not very advanced really. Anyway, the assignment was to use a blue screen to create a conversation with yourself. I was inspired by "Young Frankenstein" which is where I got the backdrop from. I have uploaded one more corny short from Red River to show later. Unfortunately my masterpiece, a five minute opus about a high school prankster named Frank Spazano (in real life a much derided and teased kid at Beaumont Elementary), was never converted to a digital format.

The Doppleganger

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Khari & Moussaoui: Brothers?


A Begging of Pardons

Sorry to everyone who has commented in the past several days, I did not realize I had the "Comment Moderator" on. I didn't even know what the "Comment Moderator" was. I am always open to comments, I love comments! It was not my intent to be some kind of censor. Here I was checking my e-mail everyday, looking for new posts, knowing I have all these new readers, going: "Those bastards, why aren't they commenting?" Turns out you were commenting. No more censorship, I swear!